YOU KNOW, THE WAY BATMAN SMELLS

I wake up and turn over to observe the thousands and thousands of leaves, ranging from the colors of orange to yellow and red, dancing outside my window,

and the balcony with its withering heights and its mindblowing saga of a view, is gone.

and i start to fill up with anguish and for once, some thoughts about my future, but I drag myself up and drink a shitload of coffee to start cracking jokes out of nowhere

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how bizarre is it that there is an on-going discussion on wether the sign for crossing should be re-designed because it's discriminating towards women? if people want the unsignificant shit-sign to be gender-neutral, why do they so desperately want to put a skirt on "him"? a skirt?
If anything, that's discirimination


"-shell, what does the word "breath" mean?
-it's the term u use when ur talking about the smell u have in your mouth .
either uv got a good or a bad breath, usually depending on if uv brushed ur teeth or not."
..the kid smells her breath.
"-ewwwww, i smell like batman!"


and so the meaning of life is the meeting with other people. and when ur tired of that, u can always off yourself! its a nice kind of comfort in a way



Chelle Jacq

FREE YOUR MIND!

so after 5 years of a whole lot of this and that, the project Highvalley Skatepark that's gonna be built in Stockholm, is finally going to happen! Im so relieved, me and the rest of my family has been waiting for this moment for years, u wuldnt believe. 30 million swedish crowns of concrete and design is scheduled to become worlds biggest skatepark as to next year.
Its gonna be hot like a raging flannel!

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and i got home around 11 this morning before work and saw the champagne-bottle that was purchased a day before due to the highvalley-news, and I was thinking to myself that I should toast with my brother before I'm off again, but the following scenario started playing in my head:

me arriving to kindergarden, hissing to the teacher: "hasss he PEE'D Yettt??" then turning to the kid and hissing "HHHHHHIIIIIIIII!" while the teacher is walking towards the phone on her way to tell his mom to fire my alcoholic ass ...

needless to say, im sitting with a glass of champagne right now!
Happy Highvalley-day!

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So I was at work the other day listenin' to some classics like "What a feeeelin", "For your eeeyes ooonlyyyyy" and "Free yo miiiind",
and now you're probably thinking to yourselves that this has something to do with a Golden Oldies-radiochannel or something but that's where you're wrong!
It so happens that the kid im watching who is somewhere around 10 years old, was playing these classic oldies, on X new cellphone!

X was jumping off stairs humming the words "... All alone I have cried silent tears full of pride, In a world made of steel made of stone ..What a feeling! "

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when on earth did 10 year olds start taking nudie-pics with their cellphone-cameras while listening to the soundtrack of Flashdance?

Well, its modern times.

Free your mind!





Chelle Jacq

HOPPSANTRYCKARE

had a romantic dinner with Cecilia tonight.
I should be thinking about crazy haired lesbianpornwriting teacher mrs. yellow-earrings, but hey tonight is all dedicated to Cecilia! We're listening to vinyl records and talking about life as usual

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todays brilliant comment: "i hate ppl from skåne. i mean Björn is OK but he moved and has lived in Sweden for some years now." (the funny part being that skåne actually is located in Sweden.)

candles, sangria after midnight, what a summerish evening!
summers out, really
but not really
i have some in the back!

ps. someone asked me about the name of the blog, hoppsantryckare, so here's why
You know when you're just like HOPPSAN/WOOPS, and all of a sudden you´re slowdancing/ dansar tryckare with someone! .ds


Chelle Jacq